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On A Bitches Nut 

On a Bitches Nut is when a male or female is trying to slide in the panties of a female.By making the girl feel like shes the

only girl in the world.A person who suffers from On A Btiches Nut seem to make a female feel like she is the funniest person alive,complimenting all their school work(in a schooling environment)or sending them lame memes over social media, that are funny to her but are not funny ,A person therefore enters a state of being ON A BITCHES NUT.This term only apply to people trying to get with females.Similar to HoesB4Brositis Being infected with On A Bitches Nut can be cured with a quick hit and quit it.
Mate Block is being a right dickhead.I reckon he is On A Bitches Nut at the moment.
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Bubba’s premium nut’s 

Are a new brand of premium nut’s by bubba. We sell weird exotic nut’s, also we sell nut juices.
I am sitting on a bed eating bubba’s premium nut’s

November 13th You can Nut day

On November 13th you are allowed one beating of the meat during no nut November. However, it can only be used on the 13th of November nine other.
“Bro u see it’s November 13th you can nut day ???”- friend

Me- “yeah ima bout to beat”

SOCIETY OF THE NUT 

The gathering of faithful men suffering the threat of no nut November, he shall petray the looks of girls thin clothing. You shall obey the rules of NNN and listen to God's suffering gift.
WE SHALL ALL COME TOGETHER FOR THE BEATING OF NUTS ,JOIN SOCIETY OF THE NUT

The Golden Nut 

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
The Golden Nut by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

Time to nut up or shut up

Person 1: "I'm scared to go into the basement"
Person 2: "Well it's time to nut up or shut up"