69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel

wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?

by starry da great February 12, 2025

Gone the way of Jesse

The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.

John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 6, 2024

Not A Way

Something you exclaim when something is improbable but still happens, alternatively, you can say it anytime.

Example 1:

joe: my dad just died of stage 5 terminal cancer
dan: not a way

Example 2:

matt: SOMEONE JU7ST FUCKING KIDNAPPED MY DOG
matti: not a way... not a krakalakin

by cyb lib January 27, 2024

Wai Yew Geh

An Asian parent who is against their children being homosexual

“Go back into the closet”, said Wai Yew Geh

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023

Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024

Grab WAY more ass day

April 14th Is grab way more ass day! You thought we were done? NOPE think again

Yo! Today is Grab way more ass day!

by makingbabies625 April 13, 2019

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut

What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

by MeshueRay March 6, 2017