new moston athletic

The biggest amateur football club in North Manchester, England.

A football institution formed in 1986 by childhood friends. New Moston Athletic portrays heritage, tradition, and local identity.

by archiveman November 16, 2013

Pulled a Fox News

Taking a quote completely out of context to change the meaning of what the speaker said.

John said "Jason is not a man who fears death."

Sean Hannity pulled a Fox News by quoting John as saying "Jason is not a man."

by WilfyG March 6, 2011

New York discount

A dubious sales technique where an apparent reduction in an unrealistically elevated price is offered to the naive by fast-talking sales people. The method is practiced irrespective of the product, service, industry, local, or legality.

The sales manager was going to chew out the salesman for discounting the price so heavily until he realized that the customer had only been given a New York discount and the final price was still 10% higher than retail.

by hubbycap November 13, 2011

Bad News Buffet

A chick who has nothing good to say about anything or anyone

Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain

Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

New Zealand Mudsnail

The act of having your SO laying upside down and taking a dump on their “downstairs” in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their front to their face and leaving a snail trail.

I was doing Matilda dingo style. I pulled out and gave her a New Zealand Mudsnail and it waltzed all the way down to her mouth.

by Shit Slider September 17, 2020

New York Hypothetical

A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera

I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night

by JahPresto July 21, 2022

What's new in the zoo?

An alternative way of saying "what's up?"

Dude, what's new in the zoo?

Not much, you?

by WALDO. That is all. November 28, 2010