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Girth maxing

The act of squeezing your fat juicy veiny cock causing the blood to expand and making it appear bigger, if continued it would cause the penis to grown larger but be warned if continued the girth max monster will come and slaughter everyone you know and loved to the fact of ur cock being larger
Joshua “I was just girth maxing
Thomas “I can tell”
by Goin master November 5, 2025
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Girth maxed

When a male enters a vagina too small and it causes severe tearing of it’s inner walls
Did you hear that Johnny Girth Maxed Claire?
by Theedger November 6, 2025
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max o’grady

a fucking fagtard who takes it up the butt and has a pendulum
you are so fucking gay like max o’grady
by steezypillowhumper November 14, 2025
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Melt-Maxing

When your body is so egregiously ginormous your body forms rings like a soft-serve ice cream cone. It also describes the melting affect
Lamar: bro sam you need to stop eating so much dude, you are melt-maxing right now
Sam: i cant im so hungry im gonna eat you
by Adumbonys November 21, 2025
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Max Verstappen

The greatest driver of all time.

If you disagree. You're clearly a biased British Hamilton lover. Who we don't like.

When mighty Max wins. It's all his generational talent and nothing to do with the car, engine or team.

Anyone who "beats" him is clearly cheating. As evidenced by the "defeat"

Max is so great that every former champion should renounce their titles and give them to Max. Even the Indycar champions.

All other drivers should just move out of Max's way so we can marvel at his brilliance.

Motorsport media and Social Media shall forever be full of those Sucking Max's balls at every opportunity.
Did you see Max Verstappen at the last Grand Prix? I think that the Catholic Church should renounce Jesus and worship Max instead
by Berty777 November 26, 2025
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Logan maxing

I woke up for a midnight snack to find that my dog was logan maxing
by Darkening m’coon December 5, 2025
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Faggot maxing

The act of maximizing the use of the word faggot for either homophobic means or every day derogatory use.
My bro Jasper said faggot 900 times today. He was really faggot maxing
by YungGoyim December 5, 2025
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