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Sock Disrespect

When someone insults the color, style, or quality of construction of your socks.
Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-

Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"
by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012
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Clear Socking it

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.
I caught my roomate clear socking it last night.
by thir yeth thir February 7, 2024
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Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.
"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."
by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019
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Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.
I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.
by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019
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Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.
Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.
by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015
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Sock Pop

when you jerk off so hard in your cum sock you bend your dick causing lots of pain
last night i was watching a pokimane stream and then i took out my cum sock and hit a sock pop.
by CraccHead69 November 6, 2021
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Wet Socks

The act of punishing someone by removing their shoes, making them stand in the toilet with their socks on, and making them put their shoes back on for the remainder of the day, resulting in wet socks.
by CDROMMM September 19, 2017
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