post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend February 08, 2016
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Tied to the same post

Tied to the same post is similar to saying we run in the same circle. It’s described as two or more people connected to a post and only being able to walk in the same circle as far as they can reach.
Yeah Arol and I know most of the same people, we’re tied to the same post.
by TwinkleStick September 09, 2018
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post-test clarity

The feeling of lucidity a student gets after finishing a test and turning it in. Said student will suddenly understand a question that has puzzled them on the test or realize a dumb mistake they have made on the exam. This feeling is often accompanied by regret, despair, and disgust, for it is too late to make any changes to the text.
Emily: "Oh NO! I forgot to add C after I integrated on problem 7 part a!"
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."
by BigDuckPear September 09, 2021
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Post humorously

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.
Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”
by Linguistic Lasagna July 28, 2019
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Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.
Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.
by Facetious is me April 23, 2020
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Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 03, 2019
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Epic Post

A genre of social media posts (typically photos) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.
Girl, that was such an Epic Post on Instagram of you in Bali -- where did you take that photo?!
by October 06, 2020
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