Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence

That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

by Lewisg June 22, 2025

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It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

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Harding

Liking it up the ass profusely

Man last night I was craving a Harding

by Hahfjdox November 8, 2021

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Hard Grody

Next level of grodyness.... super grody. said to have been coined by a towny in claremont, ca.

enjoy and use frequent.

the spa at the gym was hard grody... full of peubs scabs and smelled like piss. but it was relaxing

by cokebane January 21, 2011

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Die Hard

(Verb) Killing in the manner of die hard as in Rick and Morty… crawling around vents, shooting the glass, and taping a gun to your back to get the last shot…

Are you doing a Die Hard? Yes, Die Hard walkie-talkie!!

by DreRoc September 12, 2022

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