got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

You just got chucked

When something or someone gets absolutely destroyed either physically or mentally.

Damn! You just got chucked by that steamroller.

by Socratic1234 November 6, 2020

fact got

another term for faggot

Person 1: I have a boyfriend!
Person 2: eww a fact got

by the real mistermannn January 3, 2024

group chat got leaked

When a group chat gets leaked to the public, now the people in the group chat will have to explain the abominations in it. (ex. War crimes, Terrorist messages, etc.)

Person A: Bro the group chat got leaked
Person B: Hell naw man, we goin' to jail.

by diass March 22, 2024

I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.

Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.

by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024

but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

John0512 made TST group, one of his many accomplishments.

john: I made TST group
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:

by incompleteusern October 9, 2023

I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"

I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked

by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011