Fish Market

Group of bitches

I walked past the fish market

by Probator January 22, 2016

Bigfoot Fish

The Bigfoot Fish is a hybrid version of American legend and goldfish.

Due to it's relatively small population, Bigfoot Fish trawls the depths of the ocean using it's one hairy foot attached to the top of its' head to proper itself. Due to its' design, the Bigfoot Fish, it often drowns due to its' need to remain upside down to walk along the bottom.

*In a submarine*

Guy 1: Woah, shit dudes! I just seen a Bigfoot Fish!

Guy 2: No way man! Are you sure?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It was like, furry, and crap, and was like, upside down, and like, dude!

Guy 2: No way man! No way!

Guy 1: Yeah. It caught some fish dude. Was rad dude!

Guy 2: What man? Do they eat fish?

Guy 1: Yeah dude! It lives in water dude! It doesn't eat leaves or men like Bigfoot dude!

Guy 2: But you said it was a Bigfoot Fish man.

Guy 1: Yeah dude. It was dude!

Guy 2: Fuck. I'm confused man.

by Sleazehound January 20, 2010

Pet Fish

A person who you pretend you're friends with in order to use them for something.

Isa is studying with Stevie, he thinks they're friends but he's really just a pet fish.

by SigmaAlpha April 21, 2013

Fish Buffet

When, through some cosmic luck, you are able to get a slumber party of girls drunk and eat all of their pussies in the same night.

Guy 1: "Where did you have dinner last night?"
Guy 2: "I had a Fish Buffet catered to my house!"
Guy 3: "When do we get the tomatoes?"

by Fishy man of war February 26, 2013

Fish-hooked

To wind someone up to the point they bite and exude small bouts of rage in disagreement.

"Wow, did you see how much Ryan was fish-hooked by Tom?"
"I did, how embarrassing for the bloke"

by Colak19 May 30, 2018

Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.

your foot looks like a battered fish

by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009

fish murder

when your beta fish dies under questionable circumstances.

Shelby was eating a swimming around yesterday but now she's belly up??? Something's fishy, sounds like a classic case of fish murder!!

by fishdontlie December 7, 2010