E-tard

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.

"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"

by 9632586412 September 11, 2012

"e" rections

directions obtained on the internet relating to adult entertainment.

Dude my "e" rections tell me that the strip club is around the corner.

by imnotcire April 18, 2009

Chode-e

A mythological chinese figure that uses his choad to skeet on American girls by the name of Sara.

Sara was telling me that some asian guy with a chode skeeted on her. I told her is mut have been Chode-e

by kingstonsauce December 14, 2008

e z

Easy.

Dude, that shit was e z

by Adam hibberd June 25, 2020

E-bomb

The non-existent profanity.
A-bomb: Ass
B-bomb: Bitch
C-bomb: Cunt
D-bomb: Dick (or Damn)
E-bomb: ???
F-bomb: Fuck

Larry dropped the very first E-bomb that man had ever heard, releasing the only non-slur word that is more offensive than the C-bomb.

by E hates Q January 6, 2021

E-Reaping

An individual watching online videos who confidently declares that the person/people in the video have died (for sure).

Man 1: Aye! Check out this car Police chase video!

Man 2: **watches** Fuck. Yup he's dead!

Man 1: Nah, he survived! Why you E-reaping niggas?

by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020

E-Nore

To ignore someone through an electronic media such as skype, texts, or email.

Ronda kept sending Matt skypes, but he continued to e-nore her.

by ChuckPainNorris July 2, 2014