by Nebuwula May 9, 2022
Get the dancingmug. When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021
Get the Dancingmug. “Do the cricket dance”
by zero_cares_00 June 26, 2022
Get the cricket dancemug. When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.
When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".
by BenDreadful March 29, 2015
Get the dance on the pianomug. Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.
Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson
Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson
by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016
Get the Fap Dancingmug. Circassian folklore dance group managed by the Circassian Benevolent Association (the CBA) consisting of 3 age groups.
by I’mSoSwag August 15, 2021
Get the Narts Dance Ensemblemug. by Boyceybigdong June 15, 2021
Get the Olly dancemug.