dancing

having a stroke

with style

guy 1: hey is that guy having a stroke
guy 2: *literally dying*
guy 1: nah he's just dancing lmao

by Nebuwula May 9, 2022

Dancing

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.

Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.

by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021

cricket dance

A dance that contains a lot of liquid help

“Do the cricket dance”

by zero_cares_00 June 26, 2022

dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

by BenDreadful March 29, 2015

Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing

Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016

Narts Dance Ensemble

Circassian folklore dance group managed by the Circassian Benevolent Association (the CBA) consisting of 3 age groups.

Those spectacular dancers are from the Narts Dance Ensemble!

by I’mSoSwag August 15, 2021

Olly dance

Average sized penis, nothing compared to callum

Callum wouldn’t let me see his megladong, I guess I’ll have to settle for olly dance

by Boyceybigdong June 15, 2021