My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

Dad

The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.

Please come home, dad.

by YouPillock! January 14, 2021

DADS

Day after drinking shits

“Yeah I didn’t even throw up after 15 white lawd but I had mega DADS”

by Soccerboy333333 November 15, 2020

sad dad wad ad

When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys

Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys

literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

Dad

What is a dad

A dad is a non existent object that left for milk

by Yer daddy May 9, 2022

Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019