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Ur either adopted or fatherless its because ur dad didnt want a child but the horny killed him or he just went to bring milk and never came back cus ur a loser

by I know everything about ur dad July 16, 2022

dad

a bad person who will steal your bagel and helped make you.

Me: What is a dad?
Dad: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

by Some b0die August 10, 2021

russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

I like your dad

1. A person who enjoys and thinks highly of your father, usually this person likes your father more than you, so be careful of the person who is saying this phrase.

2. Also a great response to everything, always tell people "I like your dad" when they ask if you have a crush on someone.

Bully: Oh yeah, don't you hate everyone ?
me: I like your dad though.

Person: What do you think of my dad ?
me: I like your dad :D

by .__________. December 21, 2021

WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.

P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

Car Dad

An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,

I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.

by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024

#1 dad

Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world

The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.

by Doingmystuff December 22, 2017