Crack a Bitch

When a fuckboy doesn't leave you alone, so you get revenge by showing him that you have a pussy, you don't need another one
"If he doesn't stop texting me, we will crack a bitch"
by cupcakes are life November 15, 2016
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Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.
She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol
by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024
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Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.
"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.
by Lucky Smppth December 05, 2016
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Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack
Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy
by annhaw123 February 09, 2022
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Sophie Crack

A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”

“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”



“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
by Robertmueller March 25, 2019
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