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finger-crack

Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive
Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.
by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024
mugGet the finger-crackmug.

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.
*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!
by Garlickson October 25, 2009
mugGet the Crack Magicianmug.

Crack Factor

Why are you so addicted to watching Jersey Shore? What's the crack factor?
by getnate April 12, 2012
mugGet the Crack Factormug.

Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.
Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.
by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018
mugGet the Cracking a Gongmug.

fire cracking

When you shove a m-80 up a girls ass and light it on fire
You she’s into fire cracking
by Big sexy789 March 9, 2019
mugGet the fire crackingmug.

Cracked

Angel is cracked!
by Hungry.bish March 11, 2023
mugGet the Crackedmug.

queer the crack

to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person.
Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here he comes.
by T$ March 5, 2003
mugGet the queer the crackmug.

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