real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022

Real real funny guy

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.

That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!

by Wutwutdeff June 1, 2024

Real Sigma

Not one of those kids who watches too much Tik Tok. Not someone that brags about it. Someone that shows it in their actions and achievements.

'Oh my god, Bob just sacrificed his arm to save that kids . He'll never live the same again. He's a Real Sigma'

by abc chicken July 31, 2024

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

RNDNDP (real niggas do not deserve pussy)

In SZA’s notorious song ‘Doves in the Wind ft. Kendrick Lamar’ the very first lyrics of the tune are “real niggas do not deserve pussy.(RNDNDP)”. As she later proclaims, there’s more than just pussy real niggas deserve. As she puts, they deserve a whole box of chocolates, but some can say they deserve a warm hug with a kiss or two, maybe a back massage if they’re that real of a nigga. You see, real niggas do push for the pussy they just want to talk to you, hear you breathe and be silent when you speak. That’s just what real niggas do. Kendrick later expresses symptoms of niggas who do indeed push for the pussy. Those are what we like to call bum niggas. So take precaution and choose your nigga wisely!

Ex. Forest Gump
Used in sent. “Bree girl, he takes me home after work and calls me passenger princess like, if he don’t come and check this pussy already!”
“Candy girl. Remember, RNDNDP (real niggas do not deserve pussy)!! Wait a while see how things flow if he already push to the pussy so soon how real of a nigga is he?”

“Ykw you so right girl. RNDNDP they deserve that tlc.”

by NeptunesKiss December 27, 2023

The Real Diamond Cutter

When one with no big toes moves both feet inward, connect 2nd toes inwards to reveal a diamond shape due to lack of toes.

Man did you see that guy on the beach, he had the real diamond cutter going on.

by The Hamster Wheel November 8, 2025

Real

Someone who's simply always pleasant to be around and provides hookups

My dealer Joey is so real always hooking me up with extra g's

by Seventeen thirty eight December 1, 2016