Bartender Syndrome

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.

Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now

by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017

ike syndrome

the act of twitching like crazy due to a problem with their nervous system named after a boy named ike.

All of a sudden I got a sudden sympton of ike syndrom

by Dick Hurtz February 16, 2005

fuckmoose syndrome

Fuckmoose syndrome is a very rare illness seen in 0.1% of the population. Humans impaired with the syndrome tend to be loud and violent, as well as sick, masochistic perverted pedophiles. If you ever meet a fuckmoose, be sure to contact the local mental illness facility.

-" hey Betty, have you heard theres someone with fuckmoose syndrome on the loose?"-
-" Its Britney, bitch."-

by That salty carrot June 26, 2018

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks

"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

upperclass syndrome

when an upper classmen spends most of his time trying to get with younger girls, but usually doesnt succeed.

Garrett is always spittin at the sophmore girls, but doesn't get much. He has upperclass syndrome.

by E-NO March 10, 2007

Scottish Syndrome

Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.

ohhh man that girl defo has scottish syndrome look, shes fit here, and not here.

by WhosBen May 6, 2011

Brown Syndrome

A disease in which a human’s skin pigment changes to a dark brown. It especially happens when someone or something is contaminated through touch of object or another person who’s bacteria level is off the chart.

Jared was diagnosed with Brown Syndrome after playing with his own feces bare handed.

by FIZZWIDGET666 March 1, 2019