Courtesy 2-sheeter

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.

"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."

by DGPH June 10, 2017

2:37 AM

It is 2:37am my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

BFB: It is 2:37 AM my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

by Sister in law flo March 21, 2023

Free Draw 2

The sequel to Free Draw, developed by Reselim
Free Draw 2 is a ROBLOX game where you can draw anything you want in a server full of 15 other players!

Player 1: im gonna draw a penis in free draw 2
Player 2: don't get reported or you're gonna get banned
Player 1: you think i care about this game?

by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

2 Vax hustler

An individual who has received 2 doses of either the Pfizer or Modena Covid vaccine.

Look at that guy with no mask on.
Don't you know? He's a 2 Vax hustler

by Fletch2017 May 30, 2021

2 second charlie

An expression used during/or referring to sex when a man ejaculates very quickly

"Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."

by Thob October 4, 2009

half life 2

rise, and shine, Mr freeman, rise and. smell the ashes, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste if it wasn't for... lets just say your hour has come again... the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference, in the world, so wake up, mr freeman, wake up and smell the ashes... -Gman

when you play half life 2 for first time

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA April 15, 2021

Team Fortress 2

A game that lasted longer than your parent's relationship where licking your opponent's back feel like you just reached godhood, where more people want to shoot food rather than actual gun, where computer are seen more often than actual players, where the counter of days since the last update was release has reached 4 digits already, where you will make friend for life, where people with 3000 hours will tell you not to play because they developed addiction and it ruined their life, where GabeN breathing is considered as an update and finally, where the taunt key is more important than m1. also you will probably spend an amount of money that the average human doesn't earn in a lifespan.

- damn dude one guy popped out of nowhere and said hello. since he worked at valve 13 years ago on the development of Team Fortress 2 heavy update confirmed
- you know damn well it mean nothing
- what is life without hope....

by Mercat3r June 22, 2021