Blitzkrieg Fucking

The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.

My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.

by Nathan 2.0 December 14, 2008

What-The-Fuckness

A feeling, or moment, of extreme awe, disbelief, shock, and/or randomness.
Could be used as an Adjective or a noun.

1. Being so shocked your mind is just thinking "What the fuck".
2. Not believing that you have actually done something that is this amazing and/or someone else did.
3.Blank mind.
4. Something happenes very very very unexpectedly that leaves a lingering presence of "What-The-Fuckness"

by AnimeanomalyandTabbs May 26, 2010

Fucking nerd

Someone so nerdy that you need to drop the F bomb in the title if nerd.

"James is such a fucking nerd "

by The fucking nerd July 19, 2016

Fuck this pig

a Lancastrian term used when stating ones intention to do something, usually a big thing.

common lads, over the top, LETS FUCK THIS PIG

time for an exam, LETS FUCK THIS PIG

by onlyme256 June 24, 2011

Heart fuck

To break up with; to use.

That bitch Heart Fucked me over the phone, man.

by Kyle Montooth January 1, 2007

fuck the bullshit

To be staight-up, no joke. The realest.

John:"That dude is tryin to holla at your girl
Dave:"Fuck the bullshit, i'm gonna fix his face.

by Jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

quantum fuck

1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.

2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.

My Quantum Fuck is incredibly hot. Last night he quantum fucked me so well I lost the ability to type for a few minutes.

by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009