Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

Tea

Tea ain’t only a tasty drink, but it means gossip, too. If there is tea to be spilt, there is gossip to be shared.

Zohar Reinstein the popular YouTube channel is constantly spilling the tea, and her carpet is becoming pretty goongyi .

by Zohar Reinstein (yt)hiMrsBrodt June 7, 2019

Tea

Tea is the definition for a delusional nigger that thinks she can acquire women.

mvh, O

"You are so Tea, go kill yourself." "If you keep doing this you will end up like Tea"

by b00ty1nspector April 8, 2025

do tea

cockney slang fo a BJ or a nosh.

I'll pop round and "do tea"

by yeah bwoi October 24, 2012

Tea

A beverage that is supposed to be in the fake cup you sip when minding your own business after hearing some gossip. Made popular by Kermit the Frog Memes.

Let me just sip my TEA on that last comment she made.

by STEVILINDO August 20, 2017

spill the Tea

a gen Z term for "whats the gossip?" or, "tell me the news!!"

Kendall: "spill the tea!"
Ashe: "Ryan kissed Becky, and Becky is dating Jack. and Jack kissed Samantha, and Samantha is dating Ryan!!"
Kendall: "OMG!!!"

by i am a gen z weeb December 12, 2020

Chindian tea

When you go to Starbucks and they have "Indian Chai Tea", which is silly because 'chai' already means tea.

It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."

Monica: "Hey, wanna meet up at the Laurel Village Starbucks and talk about our relationships with men and our relationship to food?"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023