velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

Nap and a Sandwich

When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.

It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"

Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......

Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.

by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021

Make me my sandwich

Often used as a term you use on your wife or husband to assert your dominance or to just have them make you your sandwich

Make me my sandwich dammit or your fired

by CanIMakeMyLifeBetter October 18, 2019

Knuckle Sandwich

When Larry's wife Lori puts all four of her knuckles in between Larry's asscheeks during sex. The asschecks being the bread and knuckles being the meat.

Lori gave Larry the knuckle sandwich combo last night after he forgot her birthday.

by paulbossup4life March 24, 2020

Fact sandwich

An opinion build up out of a fact, opinion, fact.
An opinionated sentence disguised as a fact to make it sound more believable

That politician is using a fact sandwich in his presentation

by ThomasTheTeacher November 9, 2015

Garage Sandwich

When you're having DP in a garage and dirt gets in your cooter

A Garage Sandwich is When you get dirt inside your cooter.
"Did you see Emily last week? Me and Connor gave her a garage sandwich. It scratched up the base of my peen."

by TheAxeManHasAFan November 27, 2021

Cleaveland sandwich

A sibbling to the cleaveland steamroll

The art op taking a massive dump on the pillow you slept on after a one night stand and then proceed to smash the pillow on top of the girls head. As to making a sandwich.

"Why does this pillow smell like shit"

"Eric got me a cleaveland sandwich this morning"

by Mickvd9 May 30, 2018