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Ryan Poehling

Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
by Goldninja0 November 4, 2019
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ryan shop

a sexy hot beast, with a nice body. he is a daddy, and makes a nice fanfiction. u can picture him dripping wet every morning before breakfast. he has a large, muscular head, and has a sexy chiseled jawline. only idiot wouldn't want to bang ryan shop
"Dang, Ryan Shop is daddy"
"Man that guy is so sexy, it must be Ryan Shop"
by RyanShopIsDaddy May 30, 2016
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Ryan

Ryan is a bitch ass and he got ass. Whenever he walks, people would think he farted but it was just his ass... clapping on command. If you ever wanna be friends with Ryan, go for it because he’s sweet and generous.
Damn Ryan got a fat ass” Said Justin.
by I love you muah January 29, 2020
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This is a basic name that five or six people in a room of one hundred will have. Ryan’s are unpredictable and widely different. From personal experience I know Ryan’s who are Lazy and others who are hard workers, so you never know what side of the scale they are on. When you are in a room with many people don’t call out a Ryan. It is very annoying for the Ryans because five or sux of them will turn their head and thwn think:
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”

Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:

“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”

Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?

So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.

Background info:
Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person
Person A: “Who be that weird boy over there?”

Person B: “That’s a Ryan.”
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Ryan Y

A very handsome and sexy looking man who pushes away love due to his fear of getting his heart broken again
Santa:”Oh Ryan come here and let daddy help”
Ryan Y:”Idk I can’t risk getting my heart broken again after Ankit”
by Santa4444444 November 13, 2018
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Ryan

They are 100% fuck boys. Who will completely break your heart because Ryan's a lyin'. They ask every girl possible for nudes no matter who it is, and they go spreading there dick pics to every girl possible. It says a lot when some random girl named Susan from North Dakota has seen Ryan's dick.
wow Ryan"s a fucking whore
yes, I would have to agree on that note
by stealyourmanzzzz May 18, 2018
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Ryan

This nigger looks like a white enderman and somehow pulls bitches
Chloe Rae: OMG is that Ryan

Taylor: YEH HES SO COOL
by Rajeem November 8, 2020
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