Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

peppa pig

A cartoon pig that literally wants to turn into bacon, she's turned into a 'meme' somehow? (and is SOMEHOW 7ft 1)

15 yr old: "do do doo do do doo do do"

random kid:"omg thats peppa pig's theme tune"

15 yr old:"ikr i love peppa..."
"turning into bacon"

random kid: "dont we all?"

by memeememememememememememeeeeee June 23, 2021

English pig

What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians

“You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”

by PucklineJesus June 25, 2021

Pig

Something Haram in Islam and was Haram in Other religions but people stop listening to it.

Pig is Haram.

by Grace1234567809623 July 6, 2021

Teacup Pigging

a method of luring women to perform sexual acts.

Monica Lewinsky fell for Bill Clinton's impressive teacup pigging skills.

by mgray's favorite October 25, 2012

Teacup Pigging

when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute

I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.

by squirrelgirl15 October 27, 2012

pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma May 24, 2012