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Purple Passion Punch

Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.

Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.

Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.
Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.

Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.
by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015
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Thunder punch

When you are getting a blowjob and you bust and she swallows it so you thunder punch her in the gut so it comes back up.
Last night my girl blew me and swallowed . And said it did not taste good so I thunder punched so she can taste it again
by Youzbtrollin May 27, 2018
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Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car
That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!
by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011
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swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight
“Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”
by Themonarchy April 14, 2021
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Gypsy Punch

A hyper aggressive way of altering ones sexuality.
The art of punching a lesbians vagina until she goes back on solids.
Mandy was such a huge dyke so I decided to gypsy punch here until she greases my weasel.
by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014
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mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.
Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.
by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017
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pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you
The little shih Tzu pooch punched me
by KatZ55 July 16, 2021
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