you be playin

A phrase used when a guy wants you

Guy: I want you but you be playin
Girl: how?

by Shanay May 29, 2017

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017

playradioplay

Self-acclaimed Nerd, and amazing Indie/Electro/Pop musician. Daniel Hunter (the only member) went to rehab when he was just 14 for drug/alcohol abuse after his father passed away. Upon returning, he turned to music and has been Straight Edge since September 28, 2004. He soon began posting demos on myspace.com and purevolume.com where he gained millions of fans. His love for Texas, girlfriend Madi, and building Legos with his best friend Texas Jon, has quite obviously, set him apart from the rest of todays musicians. He recently broke away from Island Records, and remains an unsinged artist.

PlayRadioPlay's (Dan's) myspace About Me:

Hello, my name is Daniel Lyston Barnett Hunter.
I'm 18 years old, Edge, and a Texan.
Boredom is the reason I make music, and nerdiness is the reason I make electronic music.
I build LEGOs with my best friend Texas Jon.
I love a girl named Madi.
That's really all there is to know about me.

by ShipsFloatAway June 30, 2008

Player 2

Geek speak for "significant other"

My gf and I play Wii together, so I started calling her my Player 2.

by jevanyn February 26, 2011

player hater

someone who dislikes or resents or disapproves of a player (the term is used to criticize people who are jealous or who don't respect successful people).

-The only reason all this girls like to talk to Big John is he's a famous rapper(=rap star). –Shut up, stop being such a player hater!

by Fangsta March 19, 2003

played

when a girl uses you and makes you give her money then tosses you to the curb and laughs you got played

she played me and used me as her plaything for her own personal enjoyment then threw me to the curb when she tired of me.

by soni3s August 30, 2007

Playboy Centerfold

The man masturbates onto a woman's face. Then he shoves her under the mattress.

"Your Mom asked me to treat her like a Playboy Centerfold. So I did."

by marvell70 May 9, 2010