guy typing on a 1990s computer

one of the several gifs you see next to "define a word"

go do your homework, seriously.

guy typing on a 1990s computer: types on a 1990s computer

by unused username February 14, 2024

Try that on a regulation rim buddy

Nice dunk (I’m just jealous

*sees a good dunk on clearly full height rim*
Try that on a regulation rim buddy.

by Nippletipple February 20, 2024

epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious

used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.

Example
Guy 1: "dude, that's like epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious!"
Guy 2: "shut up"

by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 4, 2023

People born on a thursday

gay.

People born on a thursday means that the person born on a thursday is 100% gay.
eg.:
p1: hi, im born on a thursday.
p2: gay

by seeeeecy March 11, 2024

pitch you on a pilot

“ I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

by Hart rob April 20, 2024

sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.

Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"

by von groovy July 12, 2024

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024