real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

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Love Ain’t Real

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Love Ain’t Real according to what ROADRUNNASLUG says.

by Love Ain’t Real April 2, 2025

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enTREpreneurs who understand and navigate the different worlds of real estate.

They create value out of multiple strategies with every property they encounter.

They’re knowledge-driven and committed to long-term value add and growth.

Teifke Real Estate is always up to something.

by thereal_TRE November 24, 2021

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real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022

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real

totally fake

Do this actually exist?

No, this is totally real

by ccd derneilay July 17, 2022

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Real-Nigga-itis

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.

“Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”

by lil baby p April 7, 2019

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