Cock muffin

The fat roll before the dick.
Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.
by Irelandkatie July 26, 2020
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gaping muffin

A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.
I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.
by Chavy gera February 27, 2017
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Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.
Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.
by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017
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Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.
by victim of s.d.s.r December 13, 2023
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Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.
by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023
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Muffin Manager

A manager that eats your muffins and eats Fortnite kids
I am a Muffin Manager said, my friend. Well then FUCK YOU!!!! UWU
by gchvjb January 14, 2022
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Egg Muffin

A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.
That man is built like a Egg Muffin
by MeatBallar May 16, 2022
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