Omnipresent Mother

A mom that is present within every fabric of space in the world.

You see that chair? That's your mom. You see that bucket of tuna? That's also your mom. You know why? Because your mom is an omnipresent mother.

by CLOUD BU February 27, 2022

Your Mother

She is very hot and everyone wants to bang her

Man 1: Your Mother Is A Milf
Man 2: Yeah even i fucked her

by IBangedUrMumPlayingAmongUs February 27, 2022

Williams mother, hello boy!

Williams mother, hello boy! =👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌Amongus 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌

1.Hello Williams mother, hello boy!

2.That is really funny man.

by Snipez3-0 February 28, 2022

your mother

the most sexy beautiful amazing woman in the entire world and your lucky to be birthed by this smexy beast

joe: bro your mother is so beautiful
Andy: brother back off she birthed me
Joe: okay jeez

by shroomy wommy March 1, 2022

mother

ur mom

ur mother is a cool person

by ur stepmom is my uncle March 3, 2022

Mother Harassment

When you are trying to make a joke inflicted on the caring women who carry mankind forward.

Me: Your mom lol.
Darrin: Bro you so rude, that's mother harassment.
Me: I'm so sorry bro.

by Laiththeok March 5, 2022

your mother

is a big bozo that blocks literally highways and has never gone off that particular couch since 1985. It is very sad

person 1: give me an example of something big.
person 2: your mother

by Lonnyy March 6, 2022