max

Some people just write about their own name but my names not even max. But max is a very stupid boy who just tries his best but cant achieve anything great he has a lover he hasn't spoken to and she's forgotten about him but he hasn't forgotten. max is just max. he's a boy. he's Dumb

boy 1: Is that max
boy 2: Yeah that's max, idk what happened to him, he fell off. Heard it hasnt been the same for him since last year
boy 1: cool.

by waste tbh December 31, 2019

max

max is a man with a super huge and enormous and gerthy penis.

super hot man: i’m gay and i want maxs penis
max: i know

by astro has balls March 6, 2022

Shmeeze Maxing

To Shmeeze Max or Have Max Shmeeze is almost like the feeling that you receive from tappin Noah’s Schlart and retrieving grub wit gang’nem onna fridge evening.

Oh this guys definitely shmeeze maxing

by anonymous February 27, 2025

Max Moore

Max Moore the name of the person i want to date and my besties brother

I really like Max Moore

by Your sisters best friend October 15, 2020

Being a Max

being a max is a versatile word phrase when someone is being intelligent, creative, funny, kind, cool, or in general an upstanding and awesome person. It is the utmost of compliments and should be treated as such!

he was totally being a max when he helped me find motivation to do my homework!

that guy absolutely killed it on stage, talk about being a max!

by the loch ves monster November 23, 2021

Max Bastian

Hella hot dude who pulls lots of bitches

“Yo bro, you pull hella bitches, you must be Max Bastian.”
“Correct.”

by Jasper the great March 7, 2025

max corons

Adherents to the moronic and irrational belief that Bitcoin (BTC) has to be crippled to a 1mb blocksize and that suffering extreme transaction fees, unreliability and slowness helps make BTC useful as a store of value.

Max corons don't believe in hard forks or blocksize increases.

by pyalot April 22, 2021