Grouchy pants

One who is grouchy.

Juan was a grouchy pants today.

by Dripzy August 8, 2022

pant licker

One who goes out of their way to please everyone as much as humanly possible but comes off as terribly annoying; thirsty. A kiss ass.

Abel seems like such a pant licker when he flirts Cate!

by sooooooooofiiiiii June 10, 2018

Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Yo bro, Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight,

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

monkee pants

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!

Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
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by Louisiana trouser wowser July 4, 2016

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

Netflix and Pants Off

When two people come together to watch Netflix, but then take their pants off.

Guy: You wanna come over and watch Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay

by Della’sBitch May 11, 2020

Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!

I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007