Sorry I have llagas

A sentence used to decline a sexual offer.

Person1: You can call me whenever you want.
Person2: Sorry I have llagas have a nice day.

by Luh Calm Fit (fr no cap) October 24, 2023

Having a shore moment

When you are usually pretty good at something then you make a stupid mistake

How did you fuck that up? Sorry mate, I'm just having a shore moment

by K19946 September 16, 2019

i have a dream

i have a dream that my children will live in a nation where they will be judje not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their pp

deez nutz i have a dream

by i-hate-britain May 8, 2023

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

I have no idea

Cum

I have no idea about Samantha cumming

by Piss baby loloololololol May 21, 2021

Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"

Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Have you heard from glen?

Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen?

1: Have you heard from glen? 2: Not in a little while

by Have you heard from glen? January 26, 2025