Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"
Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."
Knock, knock, knock....
Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"
Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."
Knock, knock, knock....
Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"
Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
by Vealson June 10, 2024
For example: A female who has been in a relation ship with a male for long time and then he leaves her for a younger girl and after she gets back with him and gets cheated on by him and she still secretly messages him non stop because she still loves him while she is also in love with his friend but neither like her and both use her. Therefore she try's to hard for a man and is busting a try hard. Can be male as well or anyone trying way to hard
by flying sandal December 25, 2012
I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020
Bethany and Krystal brought hard cocos to the Delta Delta Delta winter social in a reused bag of wine, such Christmas spirit
by Spankcrank September 26, 2021
A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
harry is a hard virgin
by Hard Virgin August 06, 2020