real

real

A: "real?"
B: "real"

by bajingan123 May 26, 2022

Rudolph Realness

Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.

Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.

by Ezza Meowtard February 9, 2024

keif it real

To be 100% honest when engaging in conversion!

Did you sleep with my wife and keif it real with me??

by Mr.Keif it Real July 9, 2021

Realing it

The opposite of faking it.

If you fake something so decently, others will think you’re realing it.

by Original Orangutans June 13, 2019

real shkits no poppity

when you agree with a statement with a little finesse

- yo this nigga dumb ashit. why he gotta dickeat on me Im innocent.
- fuck that nigga. real shkits no poppity.

by yessirskee May 2, 2021

real nigga

not no ordinary nigga, a real nigga DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU if you violate him. He'll slap you silly and rob yo jewels. He also gets alot of bitches and has a 12 inch Congo Dick.

disclaimer 1 - light skin niggas cannot be real niggas, they do not have the full purity of BLACKNESS.
disclaimer 2 - a real nigga always has a big dick

Young Intelligent Black Person - yo blood, you dont want no smoke with Daequan, he a real nigga he'll beat yo ass, take yo bitch, and fuck yo momma
Some random fuck nigga - Oh word!

by WindDragon554 June 21, 2018

Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020