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Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 8, 2023
mugGet the You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkeymug.

Donkey

Someone who gets things done.
by Chosen5100GØD November 26, 2024
mugGet the Donkeymug.

Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.
This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.
by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.
Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.
by Ajbonham January 22, 2018
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

Bog the Donkey

To penetrate your lover in the poop shoot for the purposes of riding the Cadbury canal.
Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.
by Deathbystereo667 November 5, 2023
mugGet the Bog the Donkeymug.

Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.
You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!
by Jaeko January 2, 2020
mugGet the Donkeymug.

donkey stew

donkey stew is when your mom puts raw meat in your pasta dish.
DANG mom u said you wouldnt donkey stew this time
by whatthewhatisawhat April 16, 2021
mugGet the donkey stewmug.

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