When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
"Man I got that good shit, its called the Devil's Ice Cream"
"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"
by Cougar75 October 23, 2009
When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream
by ChiefQ May 15, 2022
When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 21, 2021
by Frasslerdez February 13, 2021
well… how do you do it?
by irapeaarvarks54 May 06, 2024