Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.

person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE

by Forever2297 November 19, 2022

Creaming the Cheese

When you have ejaculated but you keep wanking with some semen on the tip of your penis and under your foreskin until it it goes from viscous to semi solid, similar in consistency to a wet cheese.

Sorry I'm late bro, I was just Creaming the Cheese

by NIGGRO BOII 300 September 21, 2016

Nut Cream

Something being nutty, but as noun. Compare to cheesy and cheese bals.

Did you see that dog lick his ass? That's so nut cream!

by Yelo777 November 5, 2018

Big cream

A big creamy pudussy that squirts all over you and stains your skin

Yo bro, I got to get my dick bleached because my girls big cream left a stain on my dick

by Big dooty December 21, 2021

whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Boston Cream Donut Hole

When you jizz in a bellybutton.

Wesley pulled out and gave Kaley a Boston cream donut hole.

by Oinklet August 6, 2022

Peaches and cream

a situation, process, etc., that has no trouble or problems.

I thought this Ikea shelf was going to be really hard to put together but it ended up being all peaches and cream baby

by Pirate420 July 10, 2021