stick that crack

Sexual intercourse

Inviting me to Stick That Crack brought us closer together.

by Rabbi Washington October 27, 2020

Crack

Noun: A form of cocaine that can be smoked. Induces euphoria and increased energy. Not at all good for the human body.

Adjective: Describes something (particularly food) that is so good that it is borderline addictive. May or may not be good for the human body (not to the same degree as literal crack.)

It is known that Tagalongs can be used to cure crack addition, because they're crack in of themselves.

by Glennicus February 17, 2020

Crack fiend

Somebody who is attacking people for crack

My cat is such a crack fiend

by Redrum ibra October 2, 2018

crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.

Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.

by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017

festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021

crack in the alter

Broken marriage

There's a crack in the alter

by anonymous August 1, 2022

crack check

A means of fact-checking someone's story to ensure they are not smoking crack.

Daniel's proposal seems a bit ambitious. Maybe we should crack check him.

by harrylepotter August 22, 2019