by The Trophy Wife June 27, 2011
Get the Chris Pottermug. 
by dudewithnobitches March 30, 2022
Get the Chris Rockmug. 
In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!
by doctorproctortheboatsailingdoc March 27, 2024
Get the chris warnicamug. Is a man that engages into conversations with piffle that has nothing to do with the subject and often found trying to rebuild pergeot 205 GTI'S
Chris Tharby is very special
by PUG205TWAT March 26, 2023
Get the Chris Tharbymug. Everyone knows Chris for how crazy he is and how funny he is, but to me it's more than that. I love how he gets so shy around me, how smart and sweet he is, how he is always there for me, and so much more. I love how everyone tells us that we're so cute.I will always be there for him and hope he does the same for me. I really love how he always makes a smile on my face and never makes me sad whatsoever. I love how he always buys my little brother gifts. Nobody has ever treated me like that. That's the Chris I know and love. -V <3
by C<33 May 18, 2022
Get the Chrismug.