Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":

You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.

God, Garbage Can Lid kicks ass!

by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

Yeah bro we can both just say words

You Atheists shit-libs are so full of shit.

Hym "Yeah bro we can both just say words and, therefore, there is no evidence that the conclusion that you've landed on is that slavery is always bad, there's no evidence that you're equal to me, and there's no evidence you actually believe that people have a right to healthcare. There's no evidence that you have a problem with threats of child murder. Is the evidence just you saying the words?"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Pop can

As a native born Coloradan, I have known since I was a kid how in this state we do not refer to a can of Coke, Sprite, or Mountain Dew as, "soda" but instead a can of pop. For example, a 12 oz pop can of Vanilla Coke, or a pop can of Coca~Cola. Or perhaps you might like a pop can of Orange Crush, maybe even a 2 liter bottle of your preferred type of pop.

Don't be a lazy p.o.s. and leave your pop can on the ground, through it the trash, or better yet, recycle it! Or any 20 oz pop bottle should be recycled too, it ain't that hard to do!

by MasterShake008 December 11, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But DoeS Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But DoeS Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But DoeS Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

He can get it

He or whoever the conversation subject is very good looking

For example, “ oh Michael B. Jordan he can get it!”

For example, “ Beyoncé can definitely get it”

by Choclathundaa January 30, 2024

How stupid can you be?

When you are mad at someone for game ending you fair and square in fortnite and decide to report him for stream sniping.

*A random fortnite streamer was eliminated from the game*
The random fortnite Streamer: Watch for the emo watch for the emo

NFL Skin: *Dances for one second*
The random fortnite Streamer: *Reports the NFL skin for stream sniping* What an idiot. How stupid can you be?

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018