Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.

Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."

by MrCarnation November 11, 2013

toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water

"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job

by u shit fuck January 4, 2012

Cookie Dooks

A man who ends up gay Infront of another man while fucking a woman

That man over there is totally cookie dooks

by AHEGHHHHWHEHSNWMS May 6, 2022

Cookie Cutter Bitch

gay slang for someone hat doesnt have any striking personality traits that define them from being unpeculiar, to the naked eye. basically not enough style to make a scene on the spot.

that cookie cutter bitch stephine's outfit didn't stand out enough

by misfitmall January 22, 2024

give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023

Pavlova Cookie

I love him (not more than my wife tho or maybe to the same level) <33

one of the best cookies in cookie run kingdom

person1: "Whats that one cookie that looks like cupid?"
person2: "Thats Pavlova Cookie"
Me: "PAVLOVA COOKIE?????? WHERE."

by applelele.pips May 15, 2025