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Muay Thai Fight Club

When the Aesthetics are so dope , they get confused with Muay Thai
Jim: who made this picture, the aesthetics are so hard it punched me right in the face

Jun Hu: Yeah bro, that shit came straight out of the muay thai fight club
by bishwantwata August 5, 2017
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Club Shootery

When someone accidentally (or purposely) cums inside another person's genitals/mouth, etc.
"Ayoo Daedae, ju heard about the club shootery that took place last week? Chueeyyyy bout to have a baby by Dell Twerksome"
by Davey Tings August 17, 2017
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Club

Club is the life of the party, he is always keeping the party going, by any means necessary (pebs). Even though Club can be a lot to handle at times, he’s always a good time. A “Club” type person will be very bad at gambling. So bad. Like sooooo bad. Roulette…yikes 😬 Club is actually very caring and protective and will be on your side if you ever need him to be.

PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
by J_Bandz May 29, 2022
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Midlife Mile‑Club

A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
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Shootin up the club

When you catch an opp at a club so you shoot the opp and everyone else because no witnesses
Bro 1: No Kizzy That my opp and I got the pole on me, Im shootin up the club fuck it
Bro 2: Me too nigga I always got it on me
by NuttyAssDood October 1, 2020
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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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The Mickey mouse club house

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
by anonymous February 16, 2023
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