Bro-ner

n: A figurative erection one gets from spending time with their good friend(s). Usually a sign of great respect and admiration. What makes a bro-ner different from a boner is that there is no limit to the size of a bro-ner. Bro-ners can increase with time (see example 2) and may never leave, even after the bro is gone.

A bro-ner can exist among females, but mostly exists within guy-to-guy or guy-to-girl relationships.

1. After spending several lunches together, Justin realized he had a bro-ner for Gabby, and that they weren't so different, after all.
2. Gabby's bro-ner for Spencer had been there since first grade when they met. It increased when they realized they had the same birthday.

by DJ. G93 March 11, 2011

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Bro site

A website for bros.

battlecam.com is such a bro site

by fuckclown312 March 4, 2011

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bro-dry

The process by which a bro (or his bro-ho) will attempt to dry out his/her hair/clothes while driving in his/her boyfriends lifted truck with the windows down.

Someone spilled Natty Ice on me at the Liddell-Rua fight, so I had to leave to go bro-dry.

by Stoney Hawk July 22, 2010

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Bros for life

NEVER leaving someone hanging.

OR

On the HiNaBN skype chat, the sign for those who are pure to leave the convo.

Hanna: BROFIST.

Veser (halfway around the world): SURE.

*BROFIST*

HANNA+ VESER = CROSSSHATCHING BROS FOR LIFE

by Shini-Chan August 11, 2010

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Irony Bro

One who uses irony and/or satire as an excuse for their shitty sense of humor and/or thinks that offensive things are automatically funny with no regard for any actual comedic substance and calls anyone who disagrees with him triggered and/or an SJW.

"That guy's literally been following me around all day making stupid jokes and claiming it's satire when I tell him that he's not funny. What an irony bro."

by NestorMakhno August 25, 2018

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