When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.
Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
by The Real Falcon May 07, 2011
1. The hard-on a man conjures in order to rape the man who raped his son.
2. Term of endearment for a penis named 'Law' when it achieves erection for vigilante use.
2. Term of endearment for a penis named 'Law' when it achieves erection for vigilante use.
by ehdawg December 02, 2009
having so much friction and speed of masterbation that you go into super saiyan mode. (This includes ramping hormones and the urge to kamehameha on a woman.)
Johnny was alone in his room watching Dragon ball z, he had such a huge crush on Android 18 he got a super saiyan boner and found the urge to kamehameha on his Dragon ball z poster.
by Goku boner January 27, 2014
Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else.
by mr. stuart March 31, 2006
A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.
Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.
by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017
Commonly referred to as PBS, Permanent Boner Syndrome is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an exceptionally attractive woman, such as a Boner of the Month. It is marked by a gradual erection of the penis during such exposure until the penis achieves fully erect status. Symptoms include extreme tightness in pants, the inability to concentrate, the inability to stand, and an overall inability to function properly in society.
Once fully erect, the penis remains erect until ejaculation. Because the erection lasts and will not subside until ejaculation, it is categorized as permanent. Ejaculation can be accomplished 1 of 3 ways:
1) sexual intercourse with the actual woman that gave rise to the erection,
2) sexual intercourse with a different woman while thinking of the woman that gave rise to the erection, or
3) masturbation
Once fully erect, the penis remains erect until ejaculation. Because the erection lasts and will not subside until ejaculation, it is categorized as permanent. Ejaculation can be accomplished 1 of 3 ways:
1) sexual intercourse with the actual woman that gave rise to the erection,
2) sexual intercourse with a different woman while thinking of the woman that gave rise to the erection, or
3) masturbation
Frank: Man that Mari in our con law class is smokin'
Jeff: Yeah, definitely Boner of the Month material
Frank: You don't even know. I gotta run home after every class to take care of my PBS
Jeff: Bro, you have to control your Permanent Boner Syndrome. It's ruining your life
Jeff: Yeah, definitely Boner of the Month material
Frank: You don't even know. I gotta run home after every class to take care of my PBS
Jeff: Bro, you have to control your Permanent Boner Syndrome. It's ruining your life
by Franky Bananas March 07, 2009
A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.
Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room
by Tojo Hiroshita November 24, 2010