swoop that bitch

The act of "taking what's yours", i.e. your child, from a woman that you knocked up.

Collin: Did you swoop that bitch?
Josh: Hell yes! You think I'm going to let that woman raise MY child?!

by Thunder Pussy 505 August 5, 2008

Physco Bitch

Somebody who will go completely crazy on somebody for simply no reason, many times. Also a nick-name for a person who acts that way.

Larissa calm down, stop hitting me, and yelling at me, your in Physco Bitch mode again.

by NckZ August 13, 2011

Bitching Buddy

A Bitching Buddy (BB) is someone that only talks to (well, complains) to you when something is bothering them. They may appear to be a good friend, when all they do is 'bitch' about other people or anything that bothers them. During a Bitching Buddy episode, the BB may say things like, "I'm so glad I talked with you; you're such a good friend"...blah, blah, blah. However, under normal circumstances they may not give you the time of day! Being a Bitching Buddy victim is not fun, especially when your kindness (taking the time out of your day to listen to the BB's horsehit) is completely disregarded once you make them feel better.

You-"Oh hi, BB! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in a long time."

BB-"Oh girl, my life is shambles right now! My boyfriend cheated on me with another man and I don't know what to do. I haven't eaten in days, I haven't been to the gym, I don't know what to do.....(bitching continues for about an hour or so)"

You-(insert some very good advice here)

BB-"Girl, you know exactly how to make me feel better! I love you girl, this is why we're great friends. Let's do lunch (empty promise)."

You-"Okay, that would be a lot of fun...maybe we could try next week?"

*BB sees someone that she knows*

BB-"Oh hey, Person-that-I-know!!! Wait up girl...I'm starving, let's get lunch."

*You feeling used and alone*

You-She's such a Bitching Buddy!!

by LPerri116 October 2, 2011

oil bitch

Eco-thugs that drive gas-guzzling SUVs, over use oil, insist on drilling for oil any and every place possible, including national parks and coastlines. Collectively known as the Bush Administration.

Uncle Oil Bitch Dick Cheney coerced little George W. into colonizing Iraq for the profit of his former company Halliburton and its subsidiaries.

by Enviro4Dean December 23, 2003

white bitch

cocaine, blow, nose candy, columbian dope, yahmo, yea, ect.

Don't fuck with the white bitch.

I got some of that white bitch.

by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004

Bomb Bitch

Women who has huge breasts or "BOMBS"

Damn look at the tits on that women there huge, man she is a real "Bomb Bitch"

by THEKOH August 5, 2010

Side bitch

Side bitch is a female who can't get a man of her own so settles on being a fuck. Ladies if u choose to be a Side bitch careful not to catch feelings and when u in the presence of the Main bitch u better step ur ass to the side where u belong!;)

Juan is married but I heard he also has a side bitch! Home wrecker, Hoe, Fuck buddy,

by Chiludo I think not!! September 9, 2016