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The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...
Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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Guy Best Friend

If you ever have a choice between a boyfriend and a guy best friend, pick a guy best friend.

He acts annoying as heck, but he's funny, sweet, and caring around you. He can always put a smile on your face and makes you laugh so hard your stomach hurts. You'll like him eventually, and he'll like you one day, but that won't get in the way of your friendship. You two have such a strong bond. You tell him everything, trust him more than anyone, and love him to death (but not romantically). Your friends always joke about you two being a couple or getting married one day. You spend every second you can with him because he makes your life so much better. His hugs are the best, and he'll always hold you when you're sad. You two have so many inside jokes and so many memories together. When something amazing happens, you always go to him first no matter what it is. He's the goofiest, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, and you two are always acting like crackheads together. The bond between you is inseparable, and you'll probably stay friends even as adults.
I have a guy best friend and he means the world to me. I'm so scared of losing him next year when we leave our middle school and possibly go to different high schools. Thank you for always being there for me <3
by justadepressedteen<3 August 31, 2022
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best friend

best friend is a person who will love you even when you can’t love yourself
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National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck
"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
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best friend

best friends is a powerful term in the whole existence ever was made to be ever will. I think best friends has the power to destroy themselves and each other because it’s the importance and the overwhelmingly effort and effect they have on each other. bestfriends will not just love you but hate you but the hate ofc comes from a place of worth and the idea of wanting what’s best for them. i think bestfriends are bold with their care. to have their bond filled with creativity, open kindness and minded and power. two is better then one it always has and always been. bestfriends are down to the earth core extraordinary with experiences that teaches u to hate, love and be free. it brings u madness and sadness but that’s just cruelty of what it means to be a best friend. bestfriends are warriors and they’re a combination of gold and diamonds which makes them stand out. they’re soul friends. their person is each other unromantically and it’s someone who you would love wholesomely wit laughter
Damn hannah has the best definition of best friend
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THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!
I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
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Might be best

When something could possibly be the best thing ever but is not confirmed to be the best thing ever. Everyone who says it might be best is questioning the other person to confirm that it is in fact... best.
by mightbebest August 15, 2024
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