american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust

Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.

by farmer1069 May 15, 2018

North American Scott

A cocktail made of 50% whiskey, 40% Coca Cola, and 10% Cranberry juice.

Jim: hey man, feeling down. Start me off with a North American Scott will you?
Jonathan: sure man, anything for you.

by Bigdiksadnigga December 30, 2017

Smells American

When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.

"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."

"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"

by Miahne January 1, 2018

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America

Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral

by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020

American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed

me and my wife went American farming last night

by Thanos101 February 18, 2020

Americanism

1) The acting and mannerisms that put 1st world wants in front of other human’s well being or life.

2) The ignorance in which you feel everything and everyone should revolve around your feelings.

Person 1: “Wow, look at all those people standing in the middle of street demanding the government to open the state.”

Person 2: “Yeah looks like they got a hard case of Americanism.”

by Scoundrel 2-1 April 28, 2020