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narcissistic asshole 

This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.
Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."

Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
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Blue Asshole 

Person 1: What do you think the 'blue asshole' even is, do you think?
Person 2: Dude I just sat down who the fuck asks that
Blue Asshole by dandan7 November 25, 2024

Rambling Asshole

A "rambling asshole" is someone who goes on long, incoherent, or self-indulgent tangents while being dismissive, condescending, or rude to others. Their speech often centers on themselves or their opinions, disregarding others’ input or feelings. They tend to dominate conversations with little regard for how their tone or words impact the group.
"They were so obnoxious—just nonsense and buffoonery. I told them they couldn’t vape in my car, and you’d think I had demanded they quit nicotine cold turkey; a real rambling asshole."
Rambling Asshole by DeSoLu December 9, 2024

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?
Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

Procrasto Asshole 

See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.

Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.

The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.

In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"

Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."

Dicksberg Assholevania 

Where all the dickheads and assholes are from.
"Don't mind Bill"
"He's from Dicksberg Assholevania"

Gregarion asshole stomper 

When the male during sex puts the female or other male into the human pretzel position than flips them face down and fucks from there
Greg: I’m gonna put you through the gregarion asshole stomper