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Jake

Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
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Jake

Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.
Leah: are you okay?

Jake: yeah

Leah: You sure?

Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*

Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.

Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a boy that is funny and likes a girl called gabby and Jake is always checking in to see if everyone is okay
by JxkeyBxiley May 22, 2018
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Jake

Really an all out bich and ass hole that always thinks he's right and is very self conscious.
There's jake
by Yeet yo know October 7, 2019
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jake camponella

a ginger nigga with a little dick and cant hold a gf for more than a week
holy shit, its jake camponella! i heard his dick is like a tic-tac
by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019
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Jake

Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog
Jake please don’t bring those guns to school
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Jake

Jake is mostly know as a complete bender with most people and all the others dont really acknowlege his existence.
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!
Wow my dick is small people are going to think my name is jake
by Shuff885 November 23, 2021
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