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Chris

A real ass nigga who tries to keep everyone happy and loves working out and staying positive.Loves dressing nice and being around a lot of people, sometimes he wants to be by himself.If he is mad he will still try to stay positive.His type is black/latina. He likes to play video games.Chris tries his best to get what he wants and will not settle for anything less.He loves his close friends and will always make sure their, although he puts himself first.
Yo Chris you really him.
by Cbank-15 November 10, 2022
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Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who's always late despite saying he'll be on time, an absolute neek that keeps everyone waiting for half an hour after saying he'll be 2 minutes.
Chris said he'll be on in 2 minutes... (20 minutes later) Where the fuck is Chris?
by Wowwowweewow September 12, 2021
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Chris

Chris is the dumbest and funniest guy you will meet Chris is so perfect hes so handsome you will fall in love with him, you will think about him all the time and you will cry when you arent talking to him hes so amazing and has pretty brown eyes and braces hes your whole world you would be anything for him
"Kira: stop texting your dumb boyfriend and lets do something"
"Jocelyn: Ay! only i can call him dumb and he has a name."
"kira: yeah yeah idc about Chris lets just gooo"
"Jocelyn: Ok ok we'll go soon let me just say goodbye"
"Kira: Your obsessed girl"
"Jocelyn: Yeah ik."
by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022
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Dirty Chris

When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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Chris Riot

A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.
Stop talking about ABBA so much. You sound like Chris Riot.
by riotkiley January 22, 2024
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Chris Handsome

Is an american that claims to be from Australia, but we all know the truth.
"I think Chris Handsome's last time is Nailsome"
by RealHurley May 30, 2018
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Chris

One of the uglies boys you could ever meet. Chris is usually the gay one in a group of friends and everyone hates them
Kid 1: fuck here comes Chris

Kid 2 : noooo I Hate hanging out with him
by Big boi 85 October 24, 2019
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