5 minnies

When you go to jack off

“Ima take a 5 minnies bro, be right back”

by Dr.jnthehentai May 2, 2022

5 minnies

Masturbation

Yo guys ima take a 5 minnies and its gonna feel SO GOOD

by UrFutureStepDaddy May 2, 2022

5 drinks no food

It's a phrase used by gamin cunts who can't speak properly

Ethan: Hey guys wanna come get some drinks?
Hayden: What about food?
Ethan: I only pay for 5 drinks no food

by Horniblow May 7, 2022

June 5

Nation make out with someone day

1:Make out with me please 💪😎
2:Why?
1:Because its june 5 😩

by Azora_101 May 7, 2022

5 fingers up

put 5 fingers up if u think bella is cool 😇

“they think bella is cool bc they put 5 fingers up!“

by bellafr May 8, 2022

Stephen of grade 5

Stephen is a 300lb 5th grader who has this odd obsession with Wario and would always play “Wario” at recess but nobody knew what that was.

Stephen also seem to have committed the “ass ripping of 5th grade” incident. We don’t know when this happened, but it just happened.

Do you remember that kid Stephen of grade 5 who was obsessed with Wario?

by WeehooIsBased May 12, 2022

5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.

Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"

by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 12, 2022